I have come to the conclusion that 50% of all people who play netball are unreliable douche nozzles. Why the FUCK would you say that you will play and then give every excuse under the sun to not play every God Damned week. GTFO of my team we don't need any of you. And when you don't have anyone to play with because you are a RETARD don't even think about asking if I have room on my team because....I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
Oh and while I'm at it.....that Snotty Little 17yo Bitch who lied (yes I know you lied, I'm not fucking stupid) to get out of her netball canteen duty and made me wake my night-working husband up to look after the kids while I did your fucking job. EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!
DOUCHE: usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. [1]
DOUCHE NOZZLE: 1. The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag. [2]
2. Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. They're even more of a douche than a douche bag, they are a douche nozzle. They have no idea that they are being an idiot and are not suave in any way. [2]
[1] Wikipedia - Douche
[2] Urban Dictionary: douche nozzle
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