Unreliable Douche Nozzles

I have come to the conclusion that 50% of all people who play netball are unreliable douche nozzles. Why the FUCK would you say that you will play and then give every excuse under the sun to not play every God Damned week. GTFO of my team we don't need any of you. And when you don't have anyone to play with because you are a RETARD don't even think about asking if I have room on my team because....I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!


Oh and while I'm at it.....that Snotty Little 17yo Bitch who lied (yes I know you lied, I'm not fucking stupid) to get out of her netball canteen duty and made me wake my night-working husband up to look after the kids while I did your fucking job. EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!


DOUCHE: usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. [1]

DOUCHE NOZZLE: 1. The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag. [2]
2. Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. They're even more of a douche than a douche bag, they are a douche nozzle. They have no idea that they are being an idiot and are not suave in any way. [2]

[1] Wikipedia - Douche
[2] Urban Dictionary: douche nozzle

Sheep

I hate when people expect me to be like everyone else.....I'm in a job where I have to conform, stepping outside my little box is evil. People look at me funny when I try to be me, I'm a little silly but noooooo silliness is permitted here. I hate sheep people and people who expect me to be like them!

Snotty little bitches

So, today at work I get called into the boss' office because I am the only person Snotty Little Bitch does not like. She has managed to get a friend to tell the boss that I called her a Tard and wrote it down on a markbook. So now I am being investigated for harassing Snotty Little Bitch, and although they are taking my word over hers, she has still put a grey stain on my record. FFS don't blame me if you are being forced to do something you do not like doing, if you are not making an effort and you get into trouble it is NOT MY FAULT it is yours. GROW UP!!

It finally all became too much

I have been meaning to get all the crap I hate out of me so it all stops rotting away inside. I don't really intend this blog for people to read, but you may if you like. I just need it out.